If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

trillow:

hey mom my gang is coming over tonight can you prepare some fun snacks

uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence)

less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

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  • teacher: NO DON'T PACK UP WE STILL HAVE .00000007 SECONDS OF CLASS LEFT!
  • my mind: shut up bitch we bouncin

dickfaerie:

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing