if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
- teacher: NO DON'T PACK UP WE STILL HAVE .00000007 SECONDS OF CLASS LEFT!
- my mind: shut up bitch we bouncin
my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
I M LAUGHIGN SO H ARD TH ERE EE A RE TEAR SINMYN EYES
*smokes weed once* i want to get dreads